your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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