how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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