Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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