windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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