We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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