is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
