her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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