So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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