its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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