drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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