My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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