there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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