And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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