if you like me you must not know who I am
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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