i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
they need to just BURY HIM!
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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