I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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