Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Randomize
