I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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