I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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