doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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