The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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