Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
me + whiskey = a bad person
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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