That's intense
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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