I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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