I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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