You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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