Say something about gay babies.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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