She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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