Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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