i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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