I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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