guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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