Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Randomize
