I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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