What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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