I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
This is my gift to your gina
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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