I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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