i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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