Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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