I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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