24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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