elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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