I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
