i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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