wakey wakey hands off snakey
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I am mentally ready for anal.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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