my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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