You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Actions speak louder than pants.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
