Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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