It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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