Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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