what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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