Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i was born a porn star she said
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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