I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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